Some people think all you gotta do to be a hotel maid (or the male equivalent) is learn how to dust furniture, make beds real quick and shove a vacuum cleaner around. But that’s wrong. It’s not just a demanding job, it’s dangerous. And whoever wants to do it had better be prepared.

That’s why Maid Training Academy exists.

Founder Dr. Michael “Lucky Mike” Lucci beams his satisfaction upon two recent MTA graduates.

Any guest who lures you into his/her suite for a tip and proves to be a molester/stress must be severely dealt with. A Manager who requests sex in exchange for high season employment is cruising for a bruising. And we’re not just talking about the Supreme Court.

Pauline, 3rd Degree Black Apron, out and in of uniform.

A seasoned hotel maid knows how to protect her/himself. She/he expects the unexpected.

Cadets are up at dawn, and they don’t hit their bunks again until those test Suites are spotless, squared away and sanitized.

After that, they’re on their own. Any mischief that might occur after lights out is their business.

So, you wanna be a maid at the Kranepool? Better have an MTA diploma in your purse, buster.

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Cameratismo fra cameriere/i

Paolina B. (a sinistra) e Enrica P., fondatrici dell’Accademia Addestramento Cameriere d’Hotel

C’è chi pensa che per essere una cameriera/e d’hotel basta saper spolverare, rifare alla svelta letti e spingere in giro un aspirapolvere. Si sbagliano. Non è solo un lavoro esigente, è anche pericoloso. Chiunque lo vuole fare, è meglio che sia preparato. Per questo esiste L’Accademia Addestramento Cameriere d’Hotel.

Stiamo attente a quelle canne d’aspirapolvere! Succhiano forte!

Un/a gradita/o ospite che ti invita nella sua Suite per una mancia e si rivela un/a molestatore/trice va sistemato/a. Un/a Manager che esige sesso in cambio di impiego durante l’alta stagione rischia grosso. E non stiamo parlando della Corte Suprema.